Posted by
Isaac on Wednesday, February 18, 2009 1:46:25 PM
I would like a few moments to say a few words to our President. I am sure he is a regular visitor to my blog.
Mr. President, what the heck are you doing? I am speaking to you as someone who cares greatly about this country, and who at times has been known to be a bit lazy. As a lazy American I can tell you that you are doing great damage to this country by trying to bailout so many people. Every time I read or hear about money you are going to give to people who don’t pay their mortgage or are having financial trouble my ears perk up. I start to think about how I should get in on some of that money so I don’t have to worry about making money on my own. I am a stay at home dad and I work part time at Target to just get us over the financial hump. After a long day of hearing my four year old son and nearly two year old daughter scream at each other I would like nothing better than to sit back with a 12 pack of Miller High Life and do nothing, but I have to get up and go to Target and work until 11 o’clock at night. Now I hear about all this aid you want to give people, and I’m tempted to just quit my job and permanently paste my chubby butt on my couch. Do you realize, sir, that I am not the only person who has these thoughts? I of course will not really follow through with this dream, because I not only have, but I regularly use my brain. I realize that this country will not succeed by my mooching off of those who do work. I, unlike, 94.3% of your constituents can think through a situation. I can look at the big picture and not focus solely on my comfort. Mark my words Mr. President, as a man known for his love of laying on a couch, you are giving a large group of people hope to live a dream. That dream is the dream of nothingness. It is a paradise of cold beer and HD TV. It is a wonderful place, Mr. President, and once someone thinks that dream is within their grasp they will cease to function within our society. It is my dream too, that is how I know.