The British Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, is coming to Washington to push the idea of a Global New Deal.  He wants the United States to be involved with reviving the Global Economy.  First off, shut up Gordy, we have our own problems.  Second, I know that Barry, (Citizen of the World), Obama is going to be all over this idea like Marion Berry on crack.  Any chance Barry gets to write a check and hand it over to some "grateful" entity he will do it. (I think someone must have told Barry that being President of The United States is a lot like working for Publishers Clearing House. All he needs is the giant checks and he would be living a dream.)  For some reason I feel like Barry and Congress are like Thelma and Louise.  They have gripped each other’s hands tightly and are speeding toward the looming canyon in the distance.  Why do they refuse to admit that the first New Deal didn't work?  I remember when I was in High School being taught glowingly about the CCC and the TVA and I asked the seemingly obvious question.  "Did it work?" I couldn't get a straight answer.  The books love to talk about this big idea and all that it did for the country, but the Depression continued and in a lot of ways it got worse.  Even as a child it didn't make sense to me.  If it didn't work why do so many people think it was great? Now as a brilliant adult I think I have the answer to that question.  The New Deal gave the Progressives power and control.  Anything that gives the Moronic Left extra control will be praised by future morons for decades.  The New Deal is the Bridgestone Tires on which the vehicle of stupidity rests.
Now the "Global Community" is organizing and they need a "global community organizer", and boy o boy are they in luck.  It just so happens we have the Michael Jordan of community organizers living in the White House.  He is going to organize the crap out of the globe.  Some welfare in Romania, some entitlements to Indonesia, and whole crap I just realized that Universal Health care will almost be truly universal.  If only we could find life on some distant planet.  Barry could promise them free health care and he would be the first Universe Organizer.
The First New Deal didn't work!!! Now we have a New New Deal and they World is asking for a Global New Deal.  The Dominoes of failure are about to come tumbling down.  The mess that will be made may never get cleaned up.  The whack jobs on the left are licking their chops because they can see the power they are going to grab.  The world will be their playground.  They will have full reign to bully everyone around and steal lunch money from the rich kids and give it to the poor kids who are already getting free lunch.

Not only does Comrade Obama speak out of both sides of his mouth but I'm starting to think he has two mouths all together.  One mouth he uses to speak to the public and the other is the mouth of action. Very rarely have these two mouths matched up.  I think I'll refer to Obama as Ashlee Simpson because his mouth isn't matching what I'm hearing.  I'm hearing that he wants to cut the budget by 2/3 and then I see the new budget come out with funding for things like the Buffalo Bill museum. I am told that he will not except earmarks and then he changes the definition of earmark.  Everyone gets all excited when he said he wants to bring our troops home but then I see he is deploying 17,000 troops to Afghanistan.  I hear that he won't hire lobbyists but now there are plenty of lobbyists working for him.  I am guessing that there was a problem with the band and they thought they were playing a different tune.  It has gone from being comical to being frustrating.  The frustration will soon lead to anger.  I'm hearing hope and change but I'm seeing the same old game but the stakes have gone up and instead of $50 chips their now throwing in $1000 chips.  Those are our chips, and I for one am sick of it.

I would like a few moments to say a few words to our President.  I am sure he is a regular visitor to my blog. 
Mr. President, what the heck are you doing?  I am speaking to you as someone who cares greatly about this country, and who at times has been known to be a bit lazy.  As a lazy American I can tell you that you are doing great damage to this country by trying to bailout so many people.  Every time I read or hear about money you are going to give to people who don’t pay their mortgage or are having financial trouble my ears perk up.  I start to think about how I should get in on some of that money so I don’t have to worry about making money on my own.  I am a stay at home dad and I work part time at Target to just get us over the financial hump.  After a long day of hearing my four year old son and nearly two year old daughter scream at each other I would like nothing better than to sit back with a 12 pack of Miller High Life and do nothing, but I have to get up and go to Target and work until 11 o’clock at night.  Now I hear about all this aid you want to give people, and I’m tempted to just quit my job and permanently paste my chubby butt on my couch.  Do you realize, sir, that I am not the only person who has these thoughts?  I of course will not really follow through with this dream, because I not only have, but I regularly use my brain.  I realize that this country will not succeed by my mooching off of those who do work.  I, unlike, 94.3% of your constituents can think through a situation.  I can look at the big picture and not focus solely on my comfort.  Mark my words Mr. President, as a man known for his love of laying on a couch, you are giving a large group of people hope to live a dream.  That dream is the dream of nothingness.  It is a paradise of cold beer and HD TV.  It is a wonderful place, Mr. President, and once someone thinks that dream is within their grasp they will cease to function within our society.  It is my dream too, that is how I know.