The British Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, is coming to Washington to push the idea of a Global New Deal.  He wants the United States to be involved with reviving the Global Economy.  First off, shut up Gordy, we have our own problems.  Second, I know that Barry, (Citizen of the World), Obama is going to be all over this idea like Marion Berry on crack.  Any chance Barry gets to write a check and hand it over to some "grateful" entity he will do it. (I think someone must have told Barry that being President of The United States is a lot like working for Publishers Clearing House. All he needs is the giant checks and he would be living a dream.)  For some reason I feel like Barry and Congress are like Thelma and Louise.  They have gripped each other’s hands tightly and are speeding toward the looming canyon in the distance.  Why do they refuse to admit that the first New Deal didn't work?  I remember when I was in High School being taught glowingly about the CCC and the TVA and I asked the seemingly obvious question.  "Did it work?" I couldn't get a straight answer.  The books love to talk about this big idea and all that it did for the country, but the Depression continued and in a lot of ways it got worse.  Even as a child it didn't make sense to me.  If it didn't work why do so many people think it was great? Now as a brilliant adult I think I have the answer to that question.  The New Deal gave the Progressives power and control.  Anything that gives the Moronic Left extra control will be praised by future morons for decades.  The New Deal is the Bridgestone Tires on which the vehicle of stupidity rests.
Now the "Global Community" is organizing and they need a "global community organizer", and boy o boy are they in luck.  It just so happens we have the Michael Jordan of community organizers living in the White House.  He is going to organize the crap out of the globe.  Some welfare in Romania, some entitlements to Indonesia, and whole crap I just realized that Universal Health care will almost be truly universal.  If only we could find life on some distant planet.  Barry could promise them free health care and he would be the first Universe Organizer.
The First New Deal didn't work!!! Now we have a New New Deal and they World is asking for a Global New Deal.  The Dominoes of failure are about to come tumbling down.  The mess that will be made may never get cleaned up.  The whack jobs on the left are licking their chops because they can see the power they are going to grab.  The world will be their playground.  They will have full reign to bully everyone around and steal lunch money from the rich kids and give it to the poor kids who are already getting free lunch.

President Obama is assuring the country that his pork laden "stimulus" bill has no earmarks in it.  So to make sure he keeps his promise he is doing the only thing liberals know how to do: Spin.  He is redefining what an "earmark" is.   The Congressional Research Service defines it as "Provisions associated with legislation (appropriations or general legislation) that specify certain congressional spending priorities or in revenue bills that apply to a very limited number of individuals or entities. Earmarks may appear in either the legislative text or report language (committee reports accompanying reported bills and joint explanatory statement accompanying a conference report)."  Using that definition this bill is loaded with earmarks.  Fish Passage Barrels, ATV trails, Golf Carts, and ACORN to just name a few.  Seeing as even the King of Crap himself can't say there are no earmarks using that definition he has to go out and make up his own.  Obama is now saying that an earmark is anything that gets added after the House and Senate pass their individual bills.  So now that it is going to conference Obama is saying that no earmarks will be added.  So not only will he lower the seas and heal the earth but he can change the very meaning of words. This man is going off the deep end.  He will do and say whatever he wants and then gloss over it by redefining what he has said.  Let's just call him Barack "Webster" Obama.  The last time a President tried to give words new meaning they were the words "is" and "sexual relations".  Liberals are so much better than the average person that the have authority over our very language.

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